That’s right, a contest! With an actual prize!

The Side Mission is giving away a brand-new, sealed copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the PS3.

In 300 words or less, describe your funniest First Person Shooter moment ever.

It may relate to something you heard someone say on mic. It may recount a gruesome, screaming, yet comedic death you witnessed. It may be an entirely made up story about how Robin Williams, furious at you for camping on Wet Work, regressed into rambling cartoon voices and vowed to make you his bitch. Whatever; there are no limits on what you can write about, just don’t be a sick bastard, and for best results, make it funny.

Email your entry (no attachments please, just put the text in the body of the email) to chris AT sidemission.com

CLOSING DATE: Extended indefinitely, until we get some more entries.  Apologies to the couple of dudes who already sent in anecdotes; just know that your odds are still pretty good.

Also, just for kicks, send us the caption that should go under the photo below.